Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week, I did not let my son play with a box of tampons to entertain himself while i used the restroom. Even if I did have to pee (pardon my french) so bad, I would never do that!

I also certainly did not let my son drink soda at a restaurant because it kept him somewhat happy and quiet. I would never do that.

I definitely do not let my son listen to Lady Gaga's Poker Face because when he dances to it it is so hilarious. Not me!

I did not smother mixed veggies in butter for my in-need-of-many-calories son. And I definitely did not eat all those veggies myself when he refused to eat them. And I surely didn't let him just eat "a few of his favorite things" for lunch because I was too tired to deal with pulling out many things to see what he was in the mood to eat. I did not let him eat 6 large strawberries, an applesauce and some yogurt melts - by the fistful - because that is what he wanted to eat. I didn't feel like a terrible mother when he threw up ridiculous amounts all over his high chair after consuming said food items.

I did not let my son run around shirtless because i had to take his shirt off because it smelled like vomit and I was too lazy to put a clean one on him.

I am not enjoying snuggles and kisses from a shirtless boy.