Funny

I just thought this was funny. I was on a website and these are answers that kids gave on tests and quizzes.

The future of "I give" is "I take."

The parts of speech are lungs and air.

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosqitoes.

A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 oppossums.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.

The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.


Hope you all have a good day!! :)

Some Pictures

We just wanted to post a few pictures. Nothing really to say.

Two of the nephews were here not too long ago (we aquired a new nephew almost 2 months ago). We went to Disney Land while they were here.

(Jana Kay, I will e-mail you all these)

Also, today is our neice Anna's 2nd birthday!! She's been sick, we hope she had a good day!

That is one good looking shirt, Anna!! :-)

And last, but not least....the newest Tidmore....

Mason Reed

Hope you guys had a great Sunday. We will post again soon.

Welcome!

We decided to do a blog instead of a website because it is easier to keep up with.
Here's a little about us (in case for some strange reason you do not already know this). We live in Malibu, California right now as Travis goes to Law School at Pepperdine University. He finished his first year (WOOHOO!!) which they say is the hardest, and in August he will begin his second year. This time he got to choose his own classes, so he should enjoy them all. I (Jeri) work at Pepperdine in the Dean's Office, but not for much longer!! I will be taking a job teaching preschool at Malibu Presbyterian Church in September. I am also in grad school (online, convenient) for my M.Ed. in Early Childhood Education.


Malibu is a nice little town to visit, but after Law School we will be moving to a bigger city, (L.A.? Austin? NYC?) Malibu is too small. But, in the mean time, the celebrity sightings make it alright. Travis sees most of them actually, and I only see them if I am with him.

More updates with extra pictures coming soon!